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Hello there,
Let's get a couple things out of the way immediately:
1.) If there is any question as to whether I am a real person or not, let me just say that "Grandma Got Run Over By a Reindeer" was on Fri night...and my little boy is still not done talking about it..lol
2.) Having read some of the posts that "men" have put on here, I feel like I should apologize for my gender. I mean seariously guys, it's no wonder your single, based on some of the opinions and attitudes I have seen, I am actually surprised that you are still walking upright and not receiving a healthy beating from someone somwhere, or even more surprising is that you have not achieved trophy status from the Darwin Awards. My god! Some of you men are just so ignorant, it almost makes me feel ashamed just for having a penis. What ever happened to respect? Courtesy?? Kindness?? especially when you are making your one and only first impression to someone. YOU folks (and you know who you are) are not MEN, you are ignorant little wanna be thugs and punks...get a grip. Take a seminar or something and learn how to treat a woman with respect. If you are simply looking for a cheap, quick and unsatisfying lay, I hear that local sex stoke there may be someone for you strolling down central right this very moment that can fulfill your "manly needs" Fucking Punks! Jesus, I can screw up all by myself, I do not need you pushing a woman to the brink of lesbianism just before I get to meet her...shame on you.
Ok, now that I have that off my chest, shall we move on?? Great! So, after my last couple dysfunctional relationships, I figured I had nothing to lose by posting on CL :) In fairness, I should probably say that even though I feel like I am a magnet for crazy women, there are two sides to every coin and if you ask them, it is probably all my fault. Hey, whatever gets you through night, right?
The nitty gritty of it is that I think I am a great guy, very reasonable, down to earth and fun to be with. I am emotionally well adjusted, self employed and enjoy a healthy variety of activities, skiing, writing, camping, fishing, barbecuing with friends, traveling, movies, cooking etc....I do have a 4 year old son, and 8 year old dog and an unhealthy obsession with cool old cars. I am college educated and a certified executive chef. I'm not the neatest guy on the planet, but I am very hygenic. I am not the most handsome, but I am not a troll either. (in this regard, I am white, 5'lbs, not fat fat, but definitiely could benefit from someone to work out with or go for evening walks or bike rides.
Let's just be honest, huh? No more bullsh*t like the rest of the crap I have seen while I was preparing to post my own personal. I'm not perfect, and I certainly do not expect perfection in return. What I do expect is this:
1.) Be able to carry an intelligent conversation. (this is a deal breaker for me)
2.) Be reasonably cute (race, ethnicity, height, weight and measurements are not a priority for me, but at least give me a cute face, pretty eyes and sexy smile to wake up to once in a while)
3.) No excessive emotional drama queens please. We are only human and as such will have our moments, I just don't want to be dealing with baby dady drama, crazy family members or living in fear that I will have to come visit you in the psych ward anytime in the near future
4.) Be willing and able to commit to a relationship. If we click and enjoy each others' company, then please be able to start a healthy adult relationship with no mind games. I'm not suggesting we get married after the first date, I am just implying that I am not wasting my time on someone who is dating 4 guys and has no intention of entering a monogomous relationship in this decade.
5.) Please be between the ages of 25-43 Don't ask me why, thats just the age range I feel most comfortable hanging out with...if you're closer to 25, please be semi mature for your age and if your closer to 43, please be young at heart :)
Ok, thats about it I guess. If you are still reading then perhaps you owe it to yourself (and me :) to send me a message. I will respond with a picture of myself if you send one. I understand if you want to chat back and forth a couple times before sending me a pic...no worries there. But you wont see me until I see you :) One last thing, if you respond, please include your favorite food in the title. Otherwise I will assume you are a hooker, cam girl, or some dude wanting to see my junk...lol. Just be real and let's see if we can find the road to happily ever after together!!
Thanks for reading and have a great day!!
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